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caringintensely:

Originally posted by feelsforfallon

slayboybunny:

*hits rock bottom once a week* 

protectts:

snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:

snapchatting2:

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

This is oddly specific.

dragontatoes:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

i don’t remember making this post

you made the claim and then you proved it

virtualsentiment:

wow come for my neck like that

bubbles:

seeing vigorous joggers at 6 AM: okay we get it